செவ்வாய், 12 ஜனவரி, 2010

How to Spot an Indian (Don't Laugh) - Be proud

* Everything you eat is savored with garlic, onions and chillies.

* You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

* You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.

* You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it's normal.

* You peel the stamps off letters that the postal service missed to stamp.

* Your toilet has a plastic bowl next to the commode.

* All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

* You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

* You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

* You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch .

* You live with your parents even if you are 40 years old. (And they like it that way).

* You only make long distance call after 11pm.

* If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

* When your parents meet Indian for the first time and talk for a few minutes, you soon discover they are your relatives.

* You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

* It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

* You have really enjoyed reading this mail because you know some, or most of them, applies to you!

1 கருத்து:

  1. //* You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house....
    absolutely right!

    //* It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.//....ya it's true!

    //* You have really enjoyed reading this mail because you know some, or most of them, applies to you!//........
    Ya it's quite normal, we'r Indians!!!

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